Anon could be autistic
Idk if this is solace for someone or not but as a lesbian I never had it any easier than this hypothetical chap
Wrong gonial angle.
Well, it’s probably because he’s the leper king of Jerusalem, judging by that mask
Problem: Anon keeps trying to date his mom
Solution: Anon needs to try using a dating service or app
They’re a 4channer. So they probably don’t smell all that great.
Being raised by women doesn’t make you a pussy magnet anon.
Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?
That, or try breaking his arms.
Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).
Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.
slowly peels vinyl off the tractor seat Yup. More than one way.
Anon:
This could also be a great textbook example of social conditioning. Women and men self-perpetuating gender stereotypes and acting weirded out when they’re being violated.
$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.
$100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood
100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.
Naw, that still assumes anon is a real person, telling a real story.
As a rule, anything posted to /b/ is an artistic work of fiction or falshood, and only a fool would believe otherwise
Or just gives off massive fake and gay energy
Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.
“All those women feeding him”
If your mom is nice to you she simply protects her assets. Her behaviour towards you is in no way an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners from outside your family.
Her behaviour towards you however may be an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners inside your family.
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What no male role models does to a mf.
The down votes are out of line. There’s a reason why toxic masculinity exists, and that’s poor or no male role models worth a damn. In the case of dating, it’s good to have input from both men and women so you can PID your approach and not come off as some dweeb.
I’m kind of surprised what gets downvoted these days… do people actually not know that humans are imitation learners in almost every social and scientific aspect? 😨
I think you misinterpreted some or most of the downvotes. The problem seems to be the role model that they did find.
In the same vein I’m shocked how little reading comprehension people have these days (such as this comment) and how people and how quickly people jump to align any information with their worldview. The post even said “majority” with no indication that the father wasn’t around. For example someone that has two siblings, both sisters would fit that category.
op had no male role models because the entire scenario is completely made up for attention on the internet
Time for reform
here’s the translation for republicans:
the transgenders made anon gay!!!
edit: since the 3! didn’t make it clear I’ll add this here:
/s
It’s not a good joke.
that COULD THEORETICALLY be the case, however I refuse to belive that anything my mastermind shits out could even be considered unfunny
also it’s funny because republican == transphobic + dumb
You just don’t need to try so hard. This post wasn’t political whatsoever.
but I MADE it political and that’s what counts (please don’t take me serios at this point)
