My blue civic back in 2005 was nicknamed cobalt. “You can take cobalt to pick dad up at the airport”. Something I had picked up from Gone in 60 seconds that I found cool (naming cars, not cobalt)
My car is brown.
The first time I brought it home without telling my wife the color, she was unimpressed and said that it was “shart colored”.
We immediately named it “El Sharto”, and 5 years later the name has stuck
My last car was named Alice after the “Alice in Chains” mix cd that was left in the cd changer when I bought it.
My current car isn’t named, because I think it might be cursed and I don’t want to give any more power to it.
Mine is called Fabsi Shiroi Hotbox Guzifer and I tell you it’s possessed
The uterous. It’s a ute.
mother trucker
It must feel rejuvenating coming out of it every day
I had an Impala that I named Vlad, so it was “Vlad the Impala”.
My first car was named “Safely”. Regardless of the quality of my driving, I was driving Safely.
My current car is Carefully.
Wait, what happened to Safely ?
I guess they were driving Safely, but not carefully
Got a little too safe - transmission started going out, so it became tough to even reach freeway speed.
I stopped naming inanimate objects after I named a bong and it got destroyed on the first day 😞😭
I called mine Sasha just so I could reference meet the heavy if anyone ever moved the seats
i once had a car i named ‘Alice’.
i had just purchased this vehicle ('80 celica sunchaser) in west vrginia, and was driving it back when white rabbit came on the radio… the song ended and i start flipping through channels and i stumble on white rabbit playing on another station!
the song ends and i start scanning again and i shit you not, i found a third white rabbit playing.
bonus info; plates i ordered and used: “LCFR”
I drive a Subaru and we call it Subarashi.
Need an extra i at the end, though.
First car was a pre-owned white '91 Ford Escort GT that I named Gypsy Jo. She was my traveling companion and served me well until some uninsured bitch rear-ended me.
Second car was Moonshadow, a brand-new blue '99 Honda Civic Si. He saw me through a bad breakup and we had many adventures together. I sold him to a car enthusiast in 2016 for $6500.
Current car is a pre-owned black 2011 Subaru Impreza Outback named Ira. He saw me safely on a long 14-hour drive when I recently moved.
I bought a Tesla Model 3 back when they were new and I like Halo, so I named it “Silent Cartographer” for both being quiet and going places. It’s wordy AND nerdy, so I don’t really refer to it by its name.
Lead sled was one name
GF calls her car the Crymobile because her license plate is CRY###
My wife calls her Camry: Whale Tits.
Renault Vivaro. She’s called Julie. Julie Vandrews. Also know as me Julie.
Booyakasha
I have a white Prius named Shadowfax so if I need to go somewhere fast I can yell “run Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!”
