
You’re not supposed to catch Missing No.
Oh, you went to IKEA today?
If you were jesus, you could have walked around the earth 5 tines with that.
So with the average step length being around 0.72 m, this would mean you covered ≈386,000 km.
To do this in one day, you would have to have been going around 16,000 km/h which is around Mach 13.
So, you’re saying it’s possible?
I always knew I was good at something!
You could cross the Atlantic in 18 minutes! You’re pretty fast bud!
He’s got the need for speed
Born just a little too slow.
when you’re so lazy you walk negative steps
Been jorkin the peanits huh?
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Rookie mistake. You set your watch to nanometers.
Drunken stumbling all day tends to throw the count off a bit. Looks like you might’ve accidentally overdosed on your ADHD meds in your drunken confusion.
I had the same issue on my pine time, and the step counter no longer works now. Did yours stop working properly too?
Yes it did stop, but my fault, I may have thrown it far away and I though the grass would ease its fall, well it did, except for the accellerometer ahah
This is why you always masterbate with the hand your watch isn’t on.
Bro be gooning with “the stranger”
Der softwarefehler ist schon irgendwie pinelich. /s






