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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 months ago

I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.

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I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 months ago

Save a few words. Make life easier. How can this possibly go wrong?

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Granted, but the tea is always rancid, and the water always contains visible larvae.

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