Save a few words. Make life easier. How can this possibly go wrong?
Granted. It wasn’t specified, so the included lemon is always already squeezed into the drink, and either too little or too much.
Petty. I like it because it defeats the entire purpose of my wish for convenience.
Granted.
However, your waiter always brings you a lemonade instead of water and an Arnold Palmer instead of tea. No matter how much you ask for water or tea, it’s always the same. When you get home, you find that any time you pour yourself a drink, it is either a lemonade or Arnold Palmer. You soon begin to hate the taste. Instead of having to ask for lemon, you spend the rest of your life pleading for plain water and tea. No one listens.
Granted. Your teapot now always has an entire lemon inside. It’s not clear how it got in there.
Granted, but the server never washes their hands after handling money, before grabbing and dunking the lemon slice in your water
Granted. All water has lemon in it. Showers leave you sticky and the lemon juice sprays in your eyes. Lemon rain starts to disrupt ecosystems and eat away at buildings. Only lemon sharks remain in the sea. Collapse is imminent. The citrocene is upon us. But you’re very quenched when it comes.
Granted you now have a deadly citrus allergy.
Granted. For good measure, now everything you eat or drink for the rest of your life will include lemon, without you having to ask.
Granted, but the tea is always rancid, and the water always contains visible larvae.
Granted. Unzips pants
