• humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    Camp Mystic girls

    Sounds like a camp for lesbian witches. Probably not actually missing, just off on pre-abortion witchcraft activities, and if they are drowned, well God meant them to be. /s

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      6 months ago

      Sounds like 27 girls and counselors are dead. From what I can gather, the girls are 8-10 year olds or thereabouts, and the counselors around 18 and 19.

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            6 months ago

            Witches won’t drown. That is how you test for them. I saw a republican claim there were no floods. Phase 2 will be there are no missing girls.