• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Easy solution: get a cat (or several). You’ll either attribute every suspect noise to them or you can observe their reaction in case it happens again.

  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    Its the noise that cried wolf. I’m in bed, I’m not getting up anymore to go find nothing waiting to kill me. Whatever it was will have to come to me if it wants me dead.