(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
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If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
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What are you gonna do, chase him? With only your left shoe?? This guy’s smart
Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
That joke was already made in the article.
There’s an article?
I didn’t read it as it’s the Daily Heil.
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
Dumbass stole an odd number of shoes.
….why? Was it just the display shoe or something?
I wondered too and bravely ventured onto the dailymail website when the comments left me hanging. Your hunch was right, the only this i can add is that he walked out
seemingly unaware that they were not matching pairs
There’s an old myth about a shipment of playing cards. The guy buys a whole container of playing cards, but removes the same card from all packs. The shipment is confiscated and later sold for almost nothing because the packs are all incomplete. He then buys the shipment and restores the packs. All this was cheaper than paying import duties.
Maybe this guy is playing a long game.
He’s all right, I guess
He must’ve been desperate, he’s got nothing left
What did he do with the wrong ones?
I can appreciate this kind of mayhem.
I wish that I could say that it isn’t right, but…
In fact, it seems it was all right
All that was left was left.
A righteous man, I see.
Invite a lot of really bad dancers to buy all the left shoes for cheap
I’m just saying, renaming your store to “53 Shoes” after this would be really funny.
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Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he’s trying to impress.
Is her name Peg?
LOL
