BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1268arrow-down1external-linkMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChainweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up148arrow-down3·edit-26 months agoIf he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left. And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
minus-squarePostingllamas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoYou looking for a job as his attorney?
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoProsecutors hate this one weird trick!
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65arrow-down1·edit-24 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 months agoIf the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-26 months agoThere’s plenty left: all the wrong ones. Seems pretty sinister of him…
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoI dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
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If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
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