Skat boarding?

I will always hear that sound in my head. Best scene in the movie.

I wasn’t aware you said that, also weird fuckin take. To me, America is a melting pot, fly whatever country’s flag you choose. Take pride in that heritage.

“White House” is two words.

Political consistency may not be your strongest suit.

Well shit, now my car has 37 thrusters attached to the left side

Sooooo how big are the cocks mentioned. Asking for a friend, of course.

Did you smoke yours?

Funny, that’s also how I like my whiskey

Nothing quite like a spiritual connection with concrete

Let’s go the Futurama route and drop ICE in the ocean

I don’t think so. Those horizontal lines are probably from the wings of a glide bomb. But small enough munition to only blow out that room? Rest of the windows look pretty undamaged.

I think most of us were expecting Israel to take some major swings at Iran. The only surprising part is how much nothing this current administration says about Israel.

Wtf kind of munition does this damage?

No idea what the rest of the building looks like.

I think you have a chunk error in your mashed potatoes

Just have a bigger heart attack. No medical bills if you’re dead.

You should probably head to the ER because losing that much blood is very bad

Hol up. This couple climbed a railing, fell off a cliff, and had their cat with them in a carrier the whole time??

I’m glad the cat is recovering, but that just makes me mad af. I don’t find this uplifting at all.

Definitely should have been an alarm call. Back when I had alarm access at an old job, one camera had power issues, which prompted a call from the alarm company at 3 am. For about a week straight until it got fixed.

Smegma

What does terry crews have to do with this song?