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Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says

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Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says

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Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    Tesla cans start taking sudden right turns.

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    Time to disable automatic updates.

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    Does that mean Teslas are finally going to become fully autonomous and Holocaust denying at the same time!?

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    in 1.2 miles take the fourth reich

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    Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.

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      agreed, but it should be GLaDOS telling you she’s going to kill you after you park, not a Nazi car trying to stoke its boss’ fragile Nazi ego

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      The road rage amplifier.

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    “Jew detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”

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      “Jew Palestinian detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”

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        “Jew Palestinian Poor detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”

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        I guess you haven’t heard that grok gave itself the nickname “mechahitler.”

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          Wow, they really got the chatbot to sound like a right-wing debate bro shithead. They must have had a lot of training data laying around somewhere.

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            Musk himself, that’s what they trained it on

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              When it finally reached Full Nazi, The Goblin declared it finished, and ready for release.

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          “Every damn time…” Yikes!

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    Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.

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    “Now you can make every car ride awkward with our Virtual Racist Uncle Mimic! Tesla - the cars with VRUM!”

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    Musk says next week? See you in like 2 years grok

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      When it’s useless features like games, “fart mode” etc. it’s a high priority for Tesla. When it’s something truly useful like improvements to cruise control then it’s years out.

      So, yeah, I expect to see this in two weeks.

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        I’m hoping it’s because cruise control needs to go through a lot more strenuous QA than an only-used-while-parked feature like a game, but at this point, who knows.

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    Super. So I can walk up to teslas and say “grok, I need to commandeering in order to save hitler. Open the doors and start the engine.”

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