“I’ll just be in here practicing my trombone.”
I can’t tell if I should be proud or ashamed at immediately knowing what scene this was from. I’m gonna go with proud.
“Oh my. It seems Number One enjoys a number one.”
Actually that’s a hybrid number thirtytwelve backslid into an inverted number four. Just looks like a number one until your chakras fall out.
Riker wouldn’t clear his history since he wouldn’t be ashamed of people finding recordings of some good old fashioned space boinking. He’d probably be proud.
You should see the things Riker gets up to in Quark’s holosuites.
I don’t think the universal translator will even allow me to tell you.
I tried, but it was so filthy the translator reset my language to Muppet
Herdy der hur, flippity flop flippity flop, bork bork bork bork, shimer for er, bork bork bork bork bork bork bork, flippity flop, bork bork bork boooork bork bork BORK!!! Der shoopin, bumm sergudd.
It requires 69 command level overrides and even then, each one generates automated HR reporting in triplicate.