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minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·5 months agoStudent: B-but what if I can’t stand the sight of blood!?
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoThat would be like if you were in IT and had a phobia of keyboards…. or screens.
minus-squarewhoisearth@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoOoh I love this analogy! And LTBT+++ would be “but I don’t like users with trackballs instead of a mouse” It’s absurd.
minus-squareBane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoBRB claiming disability Edit: or I would be back if that didn’t blow my cover
minus-squareballgoat@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoRepublicans: we hereby decree that physicians needing to see blood is part of the woke agenda. Henceforth we will be removing this requirement from all curricula.
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoBlood is a hoax created by the liberal media.
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoFederal Directive 774B-2: In all official documents the word “blood” shall be replaced by “God’s life-giving fluid”.
Student: B-but what if I can’t stand the sight of blood!?
That would be like if you were in IT and had a phobia of keyboards…. or screens.
Ooh I love this analogy! And LTBT+++ would be “but I don’t like users with trackballs instead of a mouse”
It’s absurd.
BRB claiming disability
Edit: or I would be back if that didn’t blow my cover
Republicans: we hereby decree that physicians needing to see blood is part of the woke agenda. Henceforth we will be removing this requirement from all curricula.
Blood is a hoax created by the liberal media.
Federal Directive 774B-2: In all official documents the word “blood” shall be replaced by “God’s life-giving fluid”.