• Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      I think what this exercise demonstrates is that it’s entirely feasible, given that you can afford the tokens tokes no that’s weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think

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    “I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

    It… may not cover every scenario.

    “I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine”. Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there’s some value to it.

    “Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn’t trust everything it says”. See, that one works worse that the real one.

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      “I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

      That’s pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?

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        It’s not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.

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      “I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little.”

      Hmmm.

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    Pfft, kids these days can’t do anything without cocaine.

    Oh my good, I should’ve used cocaine sooner!!! It’s so amazing!!!

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    It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine

    There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.

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    Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.

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      “Where’s my wife and family? What if I die here? Who’ll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone”, panicked Simon.

      He ducked back down the alley.

      “Hallelujah”, said Chevy the bodyguard.

      Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. “Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?”

      Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. “Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na…”