• Guidy@lemmy.world
    6·
    5 months ago

    Please write BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER permanently into the sky above each continent high enough and large enough to be seen by all. If a continent has a predominant language it can be in that language and if the math and physics work out it could even be by nation or region.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      7·
      5 months ago

      I’m sorry today is all about bending, unbendings only on monday and tuesday between 11:11 - 13:23 :(

  • Sunsofold@lemmings.worldEnglish
    2·
    5 months ago

    Which reality? I want tacos if it has them, or ghunsht if it has them, but I’ll settle for plzgtsk’ or some portabello mozzarella sticks.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      2·
      5 months ago

      What have you done! You just summoned the great Acos’sht’gtsk!

      Edit: and they brought portabello mozzarella sticks - all good.

  • Ex Nummis@lemmy.world
    12·
    5 months ago

    Can you bring me some of that “existential wonder” feeling, you know, the opposite of existential dread? I’ve been having a bit of a surplus of the latter, if anyone wants any…

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      7·
      5 months ago

      Granted, please study this scroll (website): https://www.gapminder.org/

      (BEFORE YOU ENTER THAT WEBSITE READ THIS: I know people are incredibly pessimistic about good news on lemmy, but please know that the linked website was created by Hans Rosling (RIP), his family and the foundation they created to carry on his work. Hans Rosling was a swedish physician and an academic who wrote “Factfulness” (that I highly recommend to everyone, even though it was pre-corona pandemic) and who believed in a better world enough to dedicate his life to make it better)

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
        2·
        5 months ago

        A team of magick inspectors has been dispatched to your location to deliver you the physical version.

        Remember to always report the loss of your physical wizarding license. The electronic variant only will no longer be accepted after the end of september.

        • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
          2·
          5 months ago

          mumbles about the need to validate the physical card every 6 months at an official “Wiz’a’Wiz” store

          Thank you High Councellor, I promise not to burn this card while trying to conjure a fireball, again.

            • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
              1·
              5 months ago

              The darn apprentices keep thinking it’s a bug on my card and keep throwing it out.

                • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
                  1·
                  5 months ago

                  They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don’t listen, and don’t have manners.

                  They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and “cleaning up” my perfectly organized piles.

  • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works
    8·
    5 months ago

    Giant Space Laser that automatically zaps the 100 evilest people in the world each day. Determined by who negatively impacted the quality of life of the most people that day.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      4·
      5 months ago

      Done, but it can’t penetrate a specific magical shield (sunscreen) and it’s eco friendly so it’s a bit slow. Gets faster with time though as the evil people keep doing evil things and unfortunately doesn’t discriminate who it zaps :( wear your magishields (sunscreen)!

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      2·
      5 months ago

      Your mind seems to be in conflict, but I see that this is due to another person here summoning a demon which is distorting your ability to think right now. I’ll bring you potatoes, oil and herbs (to make chips in the oven) to remove the effect.

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      3·
      5 months ago

      Thank you. I will make sure to fulfill your wish! Guess I’ll go to the cinema tonight afterall :)

        • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
          2·
          5 months ago

          It was actually pretty good! Thanks for asking :)

          It was the new superman movie. I don’t usually fancy superhero movies, but occasionally join friends to watch. It was good!

          • shplane@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            5 months ago

            Awesome, I still gotta see it but I keep hearing good things. Thanks for letting me know!

              • shplane@lemmy.worldEnglish
                2·
                5 months ago

                The first step out the door is always the hardest. Once I get going, I’m always grateful I did

    • Lazycog@sopuli.xyzOP
      2·
      5 months ago

      Sadly I can’t alter the minds of others directly :( but I’ll be sure to bring cookies to the library (work) on monday to partially grant your wish!