• ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
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    5 months ago

    Please review my resume for consideration for FIA president:

    • Sexual predator
    • Managed to blow one of the biggest advantages ever in less than 5 years
    • Generally unpopular
    • Probably obscenely rich

    As you can see, my qualifications are a perfect fit for an FIA director, thank you for your consideration.