Also kinda weird it was just these two platforms. Browsing through the Switch 2 store the other day, I saw a few porn games on there, too. One of which was literally about the “step sister stuck in the washing machine” meme.
It’s Nintendo FFS; it’s wild they even let such games on their store regardless of outside influence.
i expected that the Nintendo eShop would be more curated, but this is no better than other stores - no, it’s even worse, because parents fully have the same expectation that i had before seeing that, and many will just hand a nintendo device over to the kid without checking.
and 70$ for cyberpunk 2077 - it’s a new console, not a new game ffs.
I also can’t tell if it’s running on the device natively or if it’s streamed. The store lists it as a “cloud version” and every single game with that label is something very new and with very high fidelity graphics that I can’t believe run natively on the Switch 2.
Also kinda weird it was just these two platforms. Browsing through the Switch 2 store the other day, I saw a few porn games on there, too. One of which was literally about the “step sister stuck in the washing machine” meme.
It’s Nintendo FFS; it’s wild they even let such games on their store regardless of outside influence.
Incest.
That’s the point; the washing machine and the step brother are a metaphor for Nintendo, the step sister for their customers.
No, no, it’s metaphorical criticism.
omg so much shovelware and cheapest porn
i expected that the Nintendo eShop would be more curated, but this is no better than other stores - no, it’s even worse, because parents fully have the same expectation that i had before seeing that, and many will just hand a nintendo device over to the kid without checking.
and 70$ for cyberpunk 2077 - it’s a new console, not a new game ffs.
I also can’t tell if it’s running on the device natively or if it’s streamed. The store lists it as a “cloud version” and every single game with that label is something very new and with very high fidelity graphics that I can’t believe run natively on the Switch 2.
Not sure where you’re seeing cloud version, that’s not showing up on my store. Regardless, cyberpunk runs natively
Sorting by new on the eshop shows a surprising number of slop games.
Quite a contrast to the Nintendo Seal of Quality that is largely responsible for saving the video games industry after the crash in '82.