• JohnnyFlapHoleSeed@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, but what about all the pictures, and the card he signed, and the flight logs, and the testimony of young girls that had Jody been raped from 20+ years ago?

    That was all planted too? But what about your own words in your interview with Howard Stern? Or the access Hollywood tape where he talks about sexually assaulting women, or his daughter talking about his promise to not sleep with girls that were younger than her?

    No, I’m very curious. I want them to explain all of that, the best they can, under oath, on live TV, with a live audience of American voters. Like every American who’s sick of obvious bullshit and the entire state of our country and politics. They need to explain in person, on stage, in the round in front of millions of Americans. Only those who are guilty of horrible things would say no to the opportunity to clear their name, in front of their countrymen

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      Yeah, but what about all the pictures

      AI or is my twin brother

      the card he signed

      Fake, I never signed anything and don’t know what a card or birthday is.

      flight logs

      Edited, I’ve never flown in my life, don’t know what a flight list is and have never seen an airplane in my life

      the testimony of young girls that had Jody been raped from 20+ years ago?

      Those young girls don’t exist. Plus, 20+ years ago? That means they are adult now, not young. So what’s the issue?

      But what about Obama

      Want to see an AI picture of me with a light saber?

      Greetings, diaper Donny

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    I’m just waiting for him to start describing scenes involving him performing horrible acts in oddly specific details and then add “if you see that in the report, it has been planted”

  • FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world
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    “Epstein is nobody. The files don’t exist. Obama put my name in the files. How do we even know how old those girls were?”

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      “Eventually they all grew up to be very beautiful women, so whatever happened to them must not have been that bad! Some people say it may have made them stronger. Fortunately or unfortunately.”

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    lol okay. We all know he raped kids. I’d bet the mortgage he raped some 12-year old blonde girl whom he called “ivanka”.

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    Can’t wait for the next South Park episode - They’re going to have a filed day with this

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    So there is a list that Democrats wrote but didn’t want to release, yet it doesn’t exist but still he could look at it to see what’s in it but he didn’t because his name might be on it?

    I need help because i can’t follow the story anymore. I mean, Trump obviously is on the list, no question there, I would like to understand the lie.

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      Heads up the last part of your comment is repeating the last few paragraphs and can be deleted without losing anything.

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    Admitting he IS in the list as we all knew from his 15 year public bestieship with the child trafficker. And the multiple witness testimonies…

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    That didn’t happen. And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. And if it was, that’s not a big deal. And if it is, that’s not my fault. <— we are here — And if it was, I didn’t mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.

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      I suspect he doesn’t have the self-control to stop himself from reciting the rest of the Narcissist’s Prayer. The big question is: which one of the usual excuses is he going to spout off to justify sexually assaulting children?

      The victim-blaming DARVO classic of pedos everywhere, “they came onto him”?

      Or maybe a return to religious form, saying “it’s their fault for dressing provocatively”?

      Although, he is known to roleplay being a businessman. Perhaps he will dig himself a nice hole and claim it was transactional, “and he paid them for their work”. Then again, he’s notorious for never paying his bills…

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      That didn’t happen.
      And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
      And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
      And if it is, that’s not my fault. <— we are here
      And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
      And if I did, you deserved it.