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cm0002@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前

UK to recognise state of Palestine in September unless Israel holds to ceasefire

www.theguardian.com

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UK to recognise state of Palestine in September unless Israel holds to ceasefire

www.theguardian.com

cm0002@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前
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Cabinet agrees to support Middle East roadmap at emergency meeting called amid humanitarian crisis in Gaza
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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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    SEPTEMBER?! What’s wrong with now?

    • Fleur_@aussie.zone
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      Isn’t the UN vote in September

  • Optional@lemmy.world
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    So if Israel stops genociding Palestinians, the UK won’t recognize them as a state.

    If it continues the genocide, the UK will recognize them as a state.

    😵‍💫

  • artiman@piefed.social
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    how does this fit the community?

    • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io
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      Idk man/woman/compadre,.when I saw it I legitimately thought it was satire. It was both the weird condition and also a general sense of “no way”.

      • Telex@sopuli.xyz
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        It is kind of incredible that UK would even consider saying they might do something like this eventually.

    • cm0002@lemmy.worldOP
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      “Country A threatens that if Country B doesn’t do what they want they’ll recognize C as a country” kinda sounds Onion funny to me

      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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        Oh, it definitely is.

        It’s a lot more bleak than most Onion headlines, but it fits.

    • Aatube@kbin.melroy.org
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      plus the idea that the country might be gone in two months

    • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I dunno, I found it pretty goofy that the government is threatening to recognize a country as a punitive measure against another.

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        yhea, it makes no sense, “Recognising Palestine” is like recognising the existence of water.

        not doing so is straight up denying reality.

    • Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s the most luke warm response to starving children from the most luke warm leader of a major country

    • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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      I guess there won’t be any Palestine left, so the whole recognition thing is moot as.

  • Avicenna@lemmy.world
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    what kind of a logic is this?

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Are they giving Isreal a deadline to complete their genocide?

    By September, there won’t be much of a Palestine left to recognize.

    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Frankly I’m surprised there’s anything left now, late last year I was saying Gaza would be razed by Easter

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        Gaza pretty much has been razed; Gazans are only holding on by sheer force of will.

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    We’re gonna make this totally symbolic gesture that means nothing unless you stop being evil. Oh, wait. Evil people don’t give a flying fuck about empty gestures. Aw, shucks.

  • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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    So if they nuke Gaza in August…

    • Telex@sopuli.xyz
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      There’ll be a good time to start on the next country.

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    “UK warns Israel, if they don’t stop what they’re doing, the UK might do something in two months time”

    The most bullshitty piece of bullshit I’ve ever heard.

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      translation:

      hurry up and kill them all before we symbolically do something that has no consequences at all.

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