Can you bite the onion if the news are, not only plausible, but reasonable?
I mean it’s not just plausible it’s literally true https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare
Just a little bite, as a treat.
But yeah legitimately I don’t see anything in that headline I don’t believe is true.
I guess “courageously”
“courageously” - that’s The Onion’s way of giving readers a hint it might be satire.
Except, have you read anything the “news” has put out about the guy? They kiss his taint regularly and only touch him with kid gloves. Just saying…
He is sorta doing that right now by moving the submarines near Russia
“Trump-Epstein files”
I hope the media catches onto this phrase.
Misread courageously as egregiously. Still kinda works.
Why is this filed under ‘theonion’? Does anyone actually think he wouldn’t start a nuclear war to avoid embarasment, let alone what would happen to him if anything damning came out in those files? I sippose the only unbelivable bit is that he is planning anything, rather than being told what to think.
Hey onion… could you make satire again?
Is he copying Netanyahu’s work?
When reality surpasses fiction
I bit into this onion
No, it’s entirely biteable and in fact quite possible. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare
yes that’s why I bit into it
