Can’t imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened
That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.
A bezoar! Try eating it, it’s like uh, magic mushrooms
Mmm. Had to look this up. Good stuff.
A pickle? Close to turn sentient?
Pickle Rick?
I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.
I’d be nice to it. Just in case.
I don’t think bisecting it counts as “nice”
He’ll be the first to die when pickles take over.

Pretty sure that’s my ex wife’s personality
If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse
Ich hol’ schon mal den Flammenwerfer.
Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.
Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.
Chicken cordon bl-eww.
That’s a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.
This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢
Internet says it’s a lash egg
What the fuck is wrong with your pickle?
Pickled passion fruit










