Goodbye.

Also, pee is stored in the balls. It’s a scientific fact.

I want to pet the forbidden striped dog.

/c/ToiletThoughts since they’re getting flushed away.

When I’m dragged across an array of sharp raised metal bumps on a plane until there’s a pile of me in strips and chunks on the plate below.

No, wait, that’s the grate-ist feeling, sorry.

I did a search of !guitars@lemmy.world for the word “sorry” (figured it wouldn’t be in as many posts as “guitar” or “learning”).

Here’s the first result: Really dumb questions about learning guitar (sorry)

Shit.

I should vwhat? Never heard of it.

We haven’t ruled out the possibility of Dear Leader porn. Also have the state-approved stuff like Debbie Does DPRK, Backdoor Kim Sluts, Taepo-dong and Juche Bottom Babes.

False alarm, I just saw a totally legit-looking FBI video explaining that this was all a prank and to invest in rubles.

Can you imagine how disheartening it must be to go out and join a domestic terrorist organization only to have to call yourself a "proud boy’? I’d be self-conscious and ready to fight at the drop of a hat too.

If not, that could be swiftly rectified.

It’s a happy ending no matter which common meaning you choose to take from “[finish] the job”.

Take them anyway, I really don’t want to be stuck with a bunch of rapture reject crybabies. Burn me in hell forever, see if I give a shit, but don’t make me listen to them whine about it.

Makes me wonder whether they’re expecting to lose a significant number of young men for some reason over the next few years as well. Gotta start planning for replacements early.

Found one.

What’s the significance of Lor though? Seems intentional since you wrote it twice that way.

Crimea river, Ivan. Solve your leadership problem and maybe then I’ll give a fraction of a fuck about your feelings.

Funny how Allah didn’t stop her, I thought he’d be stronger than a young human woman.