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Actually, birds have no sphincter. So they have no control over who they shit on.
Basically, if you’re ever below a bird, there is a 100% chance they will shit if they need to shit.
But that means they can’t pick targets.
I remember seeing a nature documentary with one bird that could absolutely control and aim. I don’t remember what it was but it would dive bomb threats and was apparently quite successful with aiming for the mouth. I think the predator they showed was a cat, like bobcat sized.
What was the cat’s reaction?
ah shit, here it goes again (the bird’s a local menace)
At first it was mad, but after a few successful hits to the mouth it ran away
After a few succesful hits? Wow, that (shit-mouthed) cat had patience!
They can’t hold it in but they can feel it coming right? And they can choose whether or not to fly over somebody
🎶 I’m like a bird, I know who to shit on 🎶
