Yar, nor do they sail the seven seas!
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I didn’t mind it until I saw the painting and now I’m just scared of it!
Same here. But I had to read the comments to figure that out, I was too fixated on the stove.
I actually really love the stove but yeah lol that person definitely does not cook in their kitchen
Yeah, I was going to ackchyually them about that range then I noticed the painting.
Can’t wait for the addition of spaghetti sauce splatters. And the house fire.
They’ll have a unique Pollock inspired piece in no time.
An overly tidy house is often a sign of imbalance, ahem. 😜
What does a cronically untidy house say, oh wise one?
depression
What happened to the old fashioned “you’re a slob/slacker”?
Why does everything needs to automatically point to some sort of affliction? That is worrisome.
Oh, you sound healthy AF.
Thank you?
Worrying over internet comments is a sure sign of anxiety, possibly OCD, maybe even PTSD if there’s a particular trigger.
Nah, I’m just lazy.
Could be ADHD or anxiety too. Possibly OCD as well.
I guess my point is that ‘mental illness’ is more succinct.
That term doesn’t include healthy, “normal” imbalances, though, and I didn’t want to nonchalantly vilify the neurodivergent — much less perpetuate related stigmas. 🥲🤌🏼
So I got depression, adhd, anxiety and ocd. Thank you, internet strangers!
Quite frankly I’m just lazy. I’ve always hated picking up my things and I’ve struggled with organization since I was a child. I think with me…my parents never really got on me about being neat and organized. So I never got into the habit. Still turned out fine! It just means I frantically clean before people come over lol.
what kind of imbalance do you mean?
Says the person who is on lemmy + db0
(Not meant to be mean)
You can’t even make a personal attack thematically relevant? Eesh. You might wanna look into strengthening your Delete Draft reflex a bit more…
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I used to work for a company that made these kinds of almost art pieces. You definitely got a certain sort of client.
To be clear you can actually use them to cook food, they do work, but they are definitely more focused on the aesthetics side of things than the functionality. Having said that they do have things like timers and different cooking modes.
They come with instructions on how to clean them and it looks like a hell of a process so I don’t think I’d ever want to cook with them.
What an odd sur name. I wanna change mine to an object too. Something like Jon housekey, Jim doorknob, Tommy tailgate, Thomas teriyaki beef jerky??
Jimmy Guncock
Richard Vibrator
Morgan Tittysprinkles
The all new bond girls for the age of inclusivity.
“Do we like this?”
That’s the biggest cant-think-for-myself red flag I’ve ever heard.
You’re being gollumophobic 🚩
I mean, asking for others opinions is a pretty normal and social behavioral thing to do… No?
Things I like I find others tend not to, so if I’m making something to appeal to others and not myself, I ask what they like.
Ofc this example of a picture hung over a stove is… Asinine, but my point still stands in response to your statement.
Yes, asking for people’s thoughts on things is normal. It is not asking for others to think for you. They’re too caught up on the wording.
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Surely everyone understands a real painting can’t take the heat.
It’s obviously an OLED TV.
These Samsung wallpaper tvs have gotten really realistic
First used by Disney in the various theme parks. Then about 10 years later they became available to the general public.
Now THAT’s oil painting !
Definitely nobody has ever used a frying pan on this stove.
Clearly, the painting has special meaning to the owner and significance to the location. It’s likely made of heat-resistant material, and…
Oh, who are we kidding. It’s the same width as the stove and is matchy-match blue.
I guess AI doesn’t concern itself with practicality. What’s up with the weird shaped spoons and spoonhandles?
Do you not cook?
Spatula come in a huge variety of shapes for different purposes.
I should get some spoons with speed holes
These are super useful if you hate soup.
They’re amazing for cooking soup! How do you stir??
With this, why do you ask?
Yes officer, this comment right here
I don’t understand the problem here. I don’t really cook, but I bet this adds a really nice texture and creates a really homogeneous soup.
If you want a homogenous soup use
And what if you dont want a homogenous soup, but one with nice big chunks of potatoe, carrots or whatever?
Look I have the diet of a picky 10-year-old. No 3D vegetable is allowed in my soup.
Listen maybe some people can’t afford both kitchen appliances. Obviously you’re gonna lick the one you make make whipped cream with. Obviously.
Looks like I stirred some shit with my comment.
Please don’t do that with an electric whisk! At least, not in my house.
The holes in the ones in the picture are not like those in a risotto spoon. And those shapes are rather exotic, even when you ignore all the perforations. It’s an abstract expressionist’s interpretation of cooking utensils.
It’s AI slop.
Speed holes for spankin’
Now that’s a paddlin
Oh sure, hang an oil painting right above a woodstove. What could go wrong?
Sadly that’s not a woodstove, that would be too good.
That’s probably an Aga style stove. Those are mostly made with cast-iron and use radiant heat to cook. Each oven ‘compartent’ has a diffrent function (eg. top left is warming, bottom left is for roasting and a big one for baking). They work kinda like a masonry heater. And are meant to be always on.
Sounds like a great way to ruin paintings.
Fortunately, this range does not exist. It’s AI
Yeah but you can get stoves that look just like that. A lot of them are actually induction these days rather than radiant, the main benefit being it doesn’t heat the kitchen up to sweltering temperatures.
