I thought kiwis spoke English.
They do have a funny way of speaking it.
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All my friends have been on my deck.
They say “LILILILILILI!” Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
And their short i’s to a short e
All our vowels are just “u” (or schwa as I was once told).
- Nuw Zulund
- Fush und chups
- Uh nu, u’m buchd, u’m buchd us.
My favorite author is a kiwi who writes In English and teaches it, but for all I know she sounds like the video
Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
All birds use their dinosaur voices.
>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)Nightmare Potato.
There is currently chaos in my house. I played this on my phone without headphones and my dogs have absolutely lost their shit. The Miniature Pinscher, being a Miniature Pinscher, was barking and spinning and occasionally attacking his spaniel brother who just has this “WTF BRO” face of horror on. Mayhem.
PS: He’s calmed down…after a close to ten minute freak out.
Play it again!
As it goes with Min-Pins, he couldn’t give less of a shit the second time around. He’s over it.
My cat just had a very similar response =)
Yep, our Iggy ran all the way out to the back yard prancing around tail up, barking at the intruder back inside the house. The other two are sitting in bed with me with a ‘wtf was that!’ expression.
This is a dinosaur
Yes.
I can hear the dinosaur in it…
Husband: I want one of those! /s
Wife: who needs a rooster when you can hear that all night long??
Like it ate a little dinosaur? But how??
When it ran away was pretty great.
“Until next time”
My job here is done! Away!
Sounds just like the fruit.
Worst alarm clock ever.
And that’s what you really need to wake up
This is the sound of an animal with no natural predators.
Nonsense, I remember watching a documentary as a kid that the tasmanian devil would spin around into a little tornado and eat kiwis.
I eat kiwi all the time and I ain’t never heard them make a sound.
They’re obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don’t see yours running around outside either.
slowed down would sound like the stereotypical t-rex
So melodious.
I suddenly understand the inspiration behind shows like Lost being made:-).
I’m still bitter about the ending.
I kept waiting for the show to be finished being made. I didn’t want like a Game of Thrones scenario (even though that one hadn’t happened yet:-).
Finally I relented and watched season 1. It was so good! Then I heard about the show’s ending and… never bothered to watch the rest.:-(
I guess it saved me a bunch of time, so there’s that. 🙄
