SagXD@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoAm I cooked?lemm.eeimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1555arrow-down114
arrow-up1541arrow-down1imageAm I cooked?lemm.eeSagXD@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·7 days agoWho are you kidding you don’t know morse code.
minus-squarepuchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up51·7 days agoThat’s why it’s even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 days agoYou should learn E and X. Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?” Pickin up girls without even leaving your car! …provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code. To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day… …one day…
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 days agoI have an ancient windows app called Just Learn Morse Code which is surprisingly well built and still works in windows 11
Who are you kidding you don’t know morse code.
That’s why it’s even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.
I know two letters, O and S.
What about second S?
You should learn E and X.
Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”
Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!
…provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.
To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…
…one day…
I have an ancient windows app called Just Learn Morse Code which is surprisingly well built and still works in windows 11