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minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIf it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t. Your asshole will thank me
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoDoes it flake like a French pastry?
minus-squarecocobean@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoI only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
minus-squareNfamwap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoYou just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
minus-squareRoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIf you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
If it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t.
Your asshole will thank me
Does it flake like a French pastry?
The toilet paper or his asscheeks?
I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
Nor should they ever again.
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read