Single ply, extra thin, just like our corporate overlords intended it.
Thing’s so top heavy he’s gonna barely touch it and the whole thing will go toppling into the bathtub and instantly absorb 10x its weight in water.
Just like that, 42 cents down the drain.
Bro that tp is gonna melt in the water whole homeboy watches like that devastated raccoon.
Oh yeah, my cats going to have a field day with that.
scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
One of my neighbors owns a restaurant. When covid hit, they dropped boxes of gloves, hand sanitizer, and those rolls of TP off for everyone on the street. I still have one
That is a solidly decent neighbour.
💯he stole that from a public bathroom
If it’s a public bathroom are you actually stealing from it?
Yes. Same as if he took the toilet home with him.
what if you open your bathroom up to the public after taking the toilet
But it’s public property.
Yeah, the person has removed the public property from the ‘public’ and made it a private property.
Public property means owned by the public, not “free item”. If you make it private it is stealing from the public.
Nice, that might last my wife one, maybe two days.
Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
If it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t.
Your asshole will thank me
Does it flake like a French pastry?
The toilet paper or his asscheeks?
I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
Nor should they ever again.
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Someone’s university has CH-751 locks on their toilet roll dispensers, and is missing a roll…
Your friend steals TP from work. That’d the ones that go in those big industrial dispensers
They also sell them at Sam’s club
We Canadians are still mad at Sam’s club. I bought a yearly membership and a month later they shut down and refused to refund anyone. We’re also mad we lost the Disney store, that place was legit a great place to find deals and stuff for the kids easily.
Whole country mad about the local businesses in your town, huh?
They must be bored as hell in Nunavut
You’re one of those people that wakes up and just wants to be an asshole to everyone huh?
Having seen your comment history, you’re just a pedantic fuck. Bet people love you at parties.
If a joke that slight makes you super mad, you probably shouldn’t be on the internet bro.
Tissue paper in a wind tunnel.
It’s really not that serious.
