Not kill anyone in my town, that’s for sure. I’ve read the Gwern Death Note post
Eat the rich.
Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.
Really depends on a few things.
If it’s like I turn into an invisible anthro tiger without limitations on how long I get to be transformed, probably do something extremely dumb like robbing a bank.
If it’s just a normal tiger that’s invisible, but without limits on how long and I’m in full control, no idea.
I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let’s not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can’t write, so his tomatoes have no name).
Yeah he can’t read but he’s rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)
Find dog owners to don’t pick up and leave a large load on their lawn.
I’d find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I’d go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.
I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.
No one said you could transform back…
I never said I would.
We won’t see.
I would chill tf out
I will go summit the Everest.
I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.
Hmm. You really wouldn’t miss anything? There’s more risk if you’re visible, but you could theoretically live as a human poacher or forager in some remote place.
Well… If you insist. 😀 I think I would miss the comfort of a clean house (no insects, no fleas, no ticks- I assume there are ticks in the jungle.) If I keep thinking like a human.
Ticks, you bet. Rainforests have massive biodiversity, and that includes the parasites. There’s even terrestrial leeches that will latch on to you!
terrestrial leeches ??? 🥶
Is the tiger always invisible or just when you want it to be? I’m thinking pranking a friend in the shower, but I think it would be more fun with a visual component
thats oddly specific.
Pounce on Calvin every single time.
Take a nap then start working to fuck off and vanish from the rest of the world before i get found and buried in a lab somewhere.
