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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    Crabs?

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      No slime.

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    1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.

    Two married lawyers with a horse costume.

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      i’d pay for the onlyfans

  • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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    House

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    Neckbeard computer chair

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    Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What’s something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?

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      A war vet

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    I wonder if it is just stone

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    ME

    • nandeEbisu@lemmy.world
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      Most humans don’t have more than 3 legs.

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        On average, we have slightly less than two, even.

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    Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there’s another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?

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      deleted by creator

    • lakemalcom@sh.itjust.works
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      Came here to say this exactly. And I’m thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?

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      Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I’ve never heard the same for legless lizards

      Edit: Apparently I misread the meaning of house in this graph

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        House doesn’t mean pet. House means is a house. Snail, turtle, oyster, clam, etc are house.

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        Snake no is house

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    That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].

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      Slimeless, legless, housed.

      Houseplant?

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      Clam? I’d put them at like 0.25 slime, though

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        Coral isn’t slimy I think

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      Yeah, but it can be filled in with “house”.

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      Mushroom? In particular, the ones that look most like Smurf houses?

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    How about turtoise? Their skin is a bit slimy when it‘s wet.

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    A turtle with a cold?

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      Or a fungal infection

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    Florida man

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    I don’t know, some turtles could be quite slimy. At the corner where it says turtle it should probably say tortoise, and at the “what goes here” corner you can put something like a softshell turtle.

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      Almost… the grid is wrong, it should be tortoise… 4 legs , house, dry…

      Turtle 4 legs house slimy…

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      Yeah turtle goes in that corner and them armadillo or something for 4 legs, house, no slime.

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