Are you stupid? They, obviously, sit down and do it from their ‘a-holes’. (unless it’s a Tuesday, then they have to hold it up their rear bottom bums.)

I know, I was playing along.

I’ve also seen pictures of it being spelt in both different ways, and they both looked genuine. No idea if they were or clever fakes though

You spelt that wrong, mate.

Bah, humbug!

Too*

(You asked for this. Asked for it!)

A complete pillock

Has anyone told him about the pulling of bootstraps? I feel that if he really, realllly pulled then he could make that 46 bill back by the end of the week!

Queef

What are your views on ‘objects’ such as personal hand grenades or professionally made improvised fertiliser explosives?

I find it absolutely disgusting that I’m not allowed to turn MY innocent 4 wheel brumm brummm object in to a fun party popper object of devastation!!! It’s political correctness gone mad it is !!!
(Do I need the /s?)