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Cake day: June 4th, 2025

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  • Agreed.
    My mate and his wife decided to divorce. She chose the assets that she wanted to keep and everything was amicable…until her mate said “use my sister, she’s a divorce lawyer. She’ll get you everything from him”

    Now you have to remember that this was just a marriage that had run its course, there was no cheating etc etc. no violence. They just fell out of love.

    Anyways long story short his wife hired the lawyer. So he had to get a lawyer. And instead of them sharing the assets between themselves everything got dark and murky and both lawyers got the lions share of their money and assets. Fuck lawyers.


  • I’m sure a non corrupt politician will get the non corrupt investigators from the non corrupt part of the FBI/DOJ to arrest him for this crime once they’ve investigated him for the:

    • The child rapes
    • The child trafficking (differs from the above rapes)
    • The insurrection thing
    • The stealing of top secret documents and putting them next to a fax machine in an unlocked toilet so they could be faxed to other countries thing
    • The attempted deletion of incriminating videos by trying to flood a server with a swimming pool thing
    • The rapes and sexual assaults (of women this time. Not kids)
    • The murders of fisherman thing
    • The blatant bribery for official pardons thing
    • The kidnapping of people from the streets and sending them to El Salvador thing
    • And loads of other obvious crimes that he’s done over his life THAT HE’S FELT NO FUCKING CONSEQUENCES FOR.

    Christ, there’s so many horrible things that should’ve got this fat cunt killed, hanged, or jailed that the above list cannot even scratch the surface. Yet you fuckers voted him to be president… TWICE!! FUCKS SAKE.