When he bitches like this it means it’s true.
That’s because his health itself is seditious and treasonous. If he’d just hurry up and succumb to his decades-long suicide by cheeseburger, that’d stand out as his one and only act of patriotism.
Honestly, his diet and age are outliers.
Unlike most Americans he has unlimited access to world class healthcare
Well, if the cheeseburgers don’t do the trick, world class healthcare can only do so much in the event of [removed by mod].
Oh, his health must be bad then.
Can’t he, like, keel over already?
They’re gonna fucking “weekend at Bernie’s” him as long as possible.
He can go fuck himself to hell. This is a free country with free speech and there isnt a damn thing he can do about it.
Just wait…
Whoever taught him the word “seditious” needs to be smacked. He’s calling everything seditious now.
“Man this place is so seditious. I had to walk around the entire treasonous just to find it!”
“That lemon cheesecake was just seditious, I could eat another slice.”
“My diaper is leaking again, I feel seditious running down my leg.”
Words dont mean anything now, thanks to this regime.
When Trump was tried for Seditious Conspiracy, he learned his first new word in a while.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, just keel over already, we’re tired of waiting.
Demented fucker. Goddamned corporate sewer news, can you just fucking say it repeatedly before the goddamned world burns to a fucking crisp?
Can’t believe Piggy is so weak he is hurt by mere words
I predicted that they will start arresting journalists this year but I didn’t realize how weak the entire media in US is. They didn’t have to lock anyone up because all the news is controlled by corporations anyway.
Poor bastard will try everything to stave off the inevitable until one day the tug on his mortal coil becomes too great and Death himself drags his wretched, calloused soul into eternal oblivion.
spoiler
I’ve got whistle pig ready for that day!
The 12 year whistle pig?
Was it treason when he was making shitposts about Biden’s health, I wonder?
If it wasn’t for talking nonsense about Biden’s health (and Hillary’s too) I’m not sure the the Faux Cinematic Universe even had any other content for certain periods of time…
I’m sure Trump will smirk at that, knowing Biden had him dead to rights for four long years and never pulled the trigger.
Saggy, overweight, herpe infested traitor accuses others of treason.
Go fuck yourself, you fat orange fuck.
Looks like he’s learned two new words, his mind is clearly fine.
He also learned a poor people word - “groceries”. Apparently he never realized that was a thing and is still somewhat perplexed by the idea.
It’s a beautiful word isn’t it?
I’m sure that being the dumbass narcissist he is, he probably thinks he invented the word, just like he thinks he came up with the word “fake”.
What is this “affordability” hoax about?
“affordabiliteeeee”
Yeah, he is like a toddler that learns new words and keeps using it them over and over until they get bored.
In the process, he provides some truly hilarious ( unintentionally, of course, and his idiotic marks don’t seem to understand just how stupid their hero is) moments by going on to explain these things to others as if they are children and he’s some brilliant teacher, and all because dumbass just learned something 15 minutes ago.
