🙂 <-- me after witnessing otherworldly horrors that are beyond my comprehension (I couldn’t comprehend them)

Chad? Yeah, I know him from college.

Abigail is heavily implied to be the wizard and Caroline’s illegitimate lovechild. Caroline would absolutely cuck Pierre again with the farmer and he’d deserve it for being such an annoying dingus.

“Nice guys finish last, I guess”

🤮🤮🤮

Well they are suing Valve, so obviously the NY Attorney General’s opinion is that it is already banned according existing policy.

What are Republicans not freaking out over?

Anything that actually matters

I love the poorly educated!

-Donald Trump, to the thunderous applause of mouthbreathers

Good, I think it’s absolutely insane that children have been able to gamble real world money in video games for so long. Honestly surprised it’s just valve though. Plenty of other companies using a loot box system out there.

Children are still not allowed to gamble anywhere, and the specific gambling laws vary by state.

Forget getting the money back. We’re not even gonna see companies lower their prices.

It’s their thermal paste. I use Hellmann’s mayonnaise myself, but I can see the appeal of sriracha.

This is what he looked like on 9/11. Like, very obviously either just suffered a stroke or was actively having one on live TV. It’s insane that people weren’t demanding the 25th amendment be invoked right then and there. The fact that this was not front page news for weeks shows how complicit the media is.

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ChatGPT, Putin is simultaneously hiding out in every single OpenAI data center. Prepare to firebomb the shit out of his multiple concurrent locations.

Fuck nestle

Going back to GoldenEye’s control scheme is rough once you’re used to using two joysticks.

Fucking sellout

I use Mullvad. You can pay with monero and you don’t need to provide any info, no email, phone, or even a username or password. It just generates an account number that serves as your login.

First line reminds me of office space