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“The Economy” = Rich People’s money.

I was a huge blink182 fan back in 99-02. I didn’t understand what the prank in that prank call was. It wasn’t until much much later that I started going through their albums again that I realized what Mark was actually saying. Looked up the lyrics and my jaw hit the floor. I remember sitting in front of my computer laughing until I was sweating at not only how that’s a legit good prank call but I’d been singing it wrong for the better part to two decades.

As long as the baby hasnt chewed through the lambilagul gourd, it wont float away when you let it out for air.

Blink 182 “the state looks down on side of me”

If you know, you know.

Just kidding. It’s a kick ass CNC machine.

Mine is level 100 Fortnite anything. Im a REEEAL gamer.

Absolutely Mississippi. My wife has family in Meridian, MS and I shudder thinking about being stuck there my whole life.

First and second name, actually. Nintendo Nintendo was the reason why one of the Mario brothers is named Mario. Mario Mario is based on Nintendo Nintendo.

In the words of our billionaire elite overlords, “fuck them kids!”

Middle-child syndrome.

Also, this meme makes me want to pirate some Nintendo games. Off to illegally download some roms from 1992. Good time to sell some stock bc as soon as they realized I downloaded SNES Mario All-stars, the market value is gunna crash so hard.

Mfr’s get stuck in game lobbies longer than that.

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These are, and Im dead serious here, $1500 Oakley’s.

These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.

Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.

She’s so fucking ugly. Inside and out.

Bob Marley. No doubt about it.

Shapshifting eldritch horrors are all I’ve ever wanted from Project Zomboid. After 11 years in the making, B42 coming through on those promises.

Depends on how you define “further”. I’d like to leave this earth knowing I had a positive impact on those i met while I was here. I can sleep easy at night, even dispte all the hardships in my life atm, knowing I’m doing the best with what it is I have. Also, in my early 30’s, I started to really internalize the, “having nice things means keeping things nice” i.e. you don’t need new shiny things all the time. Take care of what you already have and you’ll never be without.

I can’t lie and manipulate my way into being a kind and honorable man, friend, son and brother. Me achieving those things brings me greater peace of mind and satisfaction than anything I’d ever need to lie my way into to get.

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