Then I’m left with no choice but to depict myself as the gigachad

I was hoping to avoid such extreme measures

I realize most people who would visit 196 certainly know this, but I still feel compelled to point out that anarchism is entirely incompatible with capitalism.

I used to be part of Amazon’s program where you get free items to review. It’s even worse than people think.

I left negative or neutral reviews that just don’t appear on the listing, or the seller will contact you directly offering you more free things to upgrade your review, or they’ll just relist their crappy broken product and hope the reviewers write positive reviews (a lot of reviewers would just get free stuff and then write something positive without actually testing it).

Amazon reviews are totally unreliable, and even those sites and extensions that try to determine if a product’s reviews are legitimate aren’t very effective.

I just ask people directly to share their experiences now or create a post on Lemmy because it’s so bad.

With all the absurd turns YouTube and Google have taken, I’ve been looking at this for five minutes trying to figure out if this is a shitpost

I’ve said it before: Every Democrat I know in real life seems like an empathetic person, so it’s astonishing they choose these ghouls to represent them.

Same. Those sites simply don’t exist to me. If it’s so important that I see it, then copy/paste the content.

I knew a kid who’d go door to door in neighborhoods requesting donations for the poor.

In his mind he was being honest because he was “the poor”

“No, this isn’t true. Lanes actually do help, and it’s crucial I drive my Dodge Ram alone to work every day” - 🤡

I’ve been described by people as redneck, but I’m not remotely MAGA

…and therefore I support Green Day dunking on MAGA instead of me XD

Blåhaj is the very concept of the blue shark. This is unfathomable to the human mind.

As a meme or in real life?

Wholesome

The best I’ve found is Mojeek. The results take some getting used to because we’re all used to Google’s fuckery, but I’ve been using it for months, and it’s quite good.

There’s also SearXNG, though I’m not sure if that fits your needs. A couple public instances I’ve liked are:

https://searx.tiekoetter.com/

https://search.fuckoffgoogle.net/

I seek the Cudnification of society

I’m literally married, but I sometimes feel like my husband and I may both be on the ACE spectrum. He’s the only person I seriously dated in my life, and we’ve been together more than a decade. I never felt strongly attracted to anyone in that way until I got to know him.

Sex is great, but I’d say there are other facets of our relationship that we value even more.

I love sex,but my gods is it highly overrated by society

In addition to piracy, I’ve also been checking out DVDs from my local library. It’s kinda fun.

Surprised myself because I half expected I’d miss the convenience of Netflix, but I haven’t missed it even a little.

“Was I a good streaming platform?”

“No.”

Companies issuing refunds in the form of gift cards is just straight-up insulting