I don’t feel better. There’s not really a mental reward for doing the work, it just feels like a never ending list of maintenance to keep my life from getting worse.

Be anxious because there’s nothing to do because if I’m not doing something, my life will fall apart and … (this message brought to you by comorbid OCD gang).

It’s all fun and games unless you get HPPD 😕

For every waiter who says this, there are 10 dads bursting at the seam ready to say that they “hated it” with a shit eating grin.

I really don’t want to know how many people vote on “vibes”.

Sadly the propaganda campaign to blame minorities and the defunding of education has been a big success. The wealthy are winning the class war, and probably will until most people are starving.

People are acting like the right aren’t pushing their fascism as fast as they can anyway.

You would think that, but then afterwards, I just add more tasks, because there’s always something to do. The tasks never end, and therefore, my stress doesn’t either.

How is Rupert still alive? Does hell not want him back?

Divine right of kings, unfortunately. Flimsy logic isn’t needed anymore, you just say you are rich because God loves you and that’s why you deserve to stay rich.

Despite the coke being much less effective that way… I’d hate to feel both drugs at the same time.

More importantly, how are they better at finding these drugs than I am?

That is the creepiest term for children I have ever heard.

Chaos is the routine.

Having cats will do that to you.

Just got one myself, even the basic models are much more intelligent than my old roomba. Can’t wait until robot vacuums consistently stop running over cords (a few models do that pretty well, but none under the $1000 range).

Those are rookie numbers, you’ve gotta pump those numbers up.

I have to give furies the W for keeping their privacy in public.

I’ve started to judge my life not by my productivity but by how often I choose to love myself. Much more reasonable in the long run.

He fur sure fired upon his striking workers.