I had that once.

This is hilarious but also makes me sick

sudo kill -9 1

How does one move to New Zealand?

Asking for a friend.

“So, the guy was just caressing it at first, but then he started fucking the lamp, right there in the store. Craziest shit I’ve ever seen”

I can’t see anymore. Is that normal?

You don’t need it anymore

The CEO of Linux is a fucking nerd, I hate nerds

How in the ever loving fuck are The Simpsons and Family Guy still on TV?

Jigsaw, is that you?

Truly a tragedy for humanity

Glad you got out.

This is perfect advice for the numerous idiots downplaying the Nazi salute

Bonjour

It’s just a flashbang drive, I swear

They’re gonna be mad that you insulted the führer

“No, see, it’s not a salute because his hand is tilted .026 degrees higher than that of Adolf Hitlers Nazi salute, so how can you even compare the two things, they’re completely different!!!”

When you try to back away slowly but they just move with you

Holy shit what is happening

Your mental gymnastics are Olympic class

America: Hold my beer