Ah, a casual 500-800% increase in work speed. I’m sure we can hit that target if everyone uses AI to assist their tasks.

works 19% slower

The Bean Goblin

Well, LORD SMEGMA, I think we all know why that is.

Usually, when someone has developed an amazing new weapon that no-one else has, you don’t get all dressed up and go on TV to tell the world all about it.

So you were ok with Nazis, pedophiles, murderers and Zionist settlers, but you have to draw the line at musicians.

That’s interesting and all, but there’s quite a bit of middle ground between “make the billionaire pay tax” and “entirely pay off the national debt”.

I don’t know how we could ever find out, there are no clues anywhere.

Waaah I don’t want to pay taxes, but I shall give the ruling government more money than most people ever see in their lives in order to help oppress the poors.

Isaac Stein makes his living as an attorney for the Internal Revenue Service

It’s a job that calls for people skills and a sense of humor, both of which Stein has in abundance

Does not compute

I wonder how big a bag you’d need to grab 2 million in cash. Every single deportee would have had to have grabbed one to accumulate $1trillion.

Edit: Its actually not that bad, could fit in a couple of hefty duffel bags.

Horsey Sauce certainly sounds like something you would suck from a big dangling horse cock.

The ER staff don’t like it when people dock phones with their butt.

Seems like it must be a one in, one out system if there is a test.

I’m no economist, but I would assume encouraging money laundering and tax avoidance would be a bad idea for a legitimate government.

As soon as they us it to watch porn inside their own brain, so immediately.

A couple of those bowls look incredibly unpleasant to eat.

This is like a perfect little social commentary on American morality:

• A silly penis costume can be sold to you, but you can’t legally wear it.
• Mildly sexual imagery is multitudes more offensive than openly carrying weapons of war.
• School shootings are a part of life, but mentioning genitals is too much.
• If you dare to peacefully protest against the fascist dictator in charge, jackbooted thugs with forcefully arrest you.

I guess this is what you get when the religious weirdos go off and make their own country.

Shocked Pikachu face

Whichever Middle Eastern country can bid the highest.

Its basically the same as having a black president at this point!