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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Functionality over form

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Functionality over form

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    I’m fine with the condiment udders, but these fools made the containers of mustard and mayo the same color. Madness!

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      At least they’re labelled.

      McDonald’s just colour code their condiments, which is great unless you’re colorblind in which case they’re indistinguishable.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Its all fun and games untill someone invents…

      … the condiment cloaca.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        ooo we should contact the Melbourne Museum and get an expert to help us design it.

        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Hah!

          I imagine a practical version would basically be 2 or 3 or 4 of those kinds of squeeze bottles that are connected via a joining nozzle, and then basically one uh ‘nipple tube’ after that.

          Something like this shape, though this specifically is for 3d printers… presumably you could join together like chemistry lab tubing in something like this shape, with the right expoy?

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            i mean just motorize the valves and we could extrude whatever we wanted

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        that’d be a great way to dispense my ketchup/bbq/curry sauce

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          This reminds me of once when I went to Arby’s. (I know it’s popular to hate on them, but other than being expensive I consider them fine.) The server, intending to offer me an array of sauces, asked me “Arby’s ketchup horsey?” It took me a moment to even parse that that was a question, let alone what was being asked.

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            if other restaurants had a horsey sauce equivalent i’d never feel i needed to go to arby’s

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              TBH, my wife loves and I enjoy Arby’s sauce, but I’ve never tried horsey sauce. I hate horseradish and, due to the name, associate them.

  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world
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    Hell yeah! Deutschland!

  • JeanValjean@piefed.social
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    https://www.condimentcow.com/

    Even better version.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I hope it moos when ya squeeze

      • If Only@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s extra. By default it’s moaning sounds sampled from a cheap 80s porno.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Holy shit, $2350???

    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Neat!

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    I noticed there isn’t a hot sauce udder. I wonder why that is?

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      Germans posses a deep rooted fear of spicy foods. The parprike being as bold as they like to get.

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        There is literally a bottle of cock sauce right there in the picture.

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    You can often find these at certain stalls in your local seasonal German/Bavarian Christmas market/villages.

    Usually ones that sell hamhocks

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    This woman is a fucking poet lmao

  • sourhill@lemmy.sdf.org
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    We used to have similar ones at AFL games when I was a kid. I once stuck my (four’n twenty) pie onto the end and injected it with tomato sauce. Worked really well. Again, I was very young.

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    It looks like they put condoms on the end of condiment bottles

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      Condoments was right there!

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        I failed so you could succeed

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    Where did that poster grow up never having seen those before?

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      I live in Australia, but have travelled a bit. First time I saw these was at an Oktoberfest event in the UK a year or so ago. I asked where the sauce was and the server pointed at the “udders”. Having never seen anything like it before I just looked right past them, not expecting the sauce bottles to be hanging from the ceiling.

      But now I’ve seen them, I love it!

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        Haven’t seen these in Aus either. I wanna grab it tho

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      I live in Europe and I’ve never seen these in my life.

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        I live in Europe and I’ve seen them in almost every hot dog shop (“korvkiosk” in Swedish) I’v been to.

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          Sure, but my point is that Europe isn’t a monolith, just because people didn’t see that before doesn’t mean they’re Americans.

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      I’ve never seen these in my life, I live in France.

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      I think you can safely assume this a very Americentric thread.

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    Frankfurt takes their Frankfurters seriously.

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    …mmm, udders…

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    I want to see a video of it in use.

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    Why don’t bakers refer to their piping bags as frosting udder?

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      I misread that as “bankers” and couldn’t figure out what kind of crazy bank you go to

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        Bonkers

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      You don’t?

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    If one of those was filled with Horsey Sauce I would suckle like a newborn calf.

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      LOL! We you the one who wrote the brilliant review of Arby’s steak bites?

      I share your passion, but for the red sauce instead. Only reason I go to that place.

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        Of course.

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          I’ve been looking for an Arby’s ever since

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      Horsey Sauce certainly sounds like something you would suck from a big dangling horse cock.

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        Arby’s limited time Mr. Handswich

        • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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          He got the MEATS!

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            That’s enough Internet for a while

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      Tang direct from the stang.

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