A hundred? Those greedy fucks would do it for a nickel.

I once, in the dark, grabbed my wife’s Estrace and started to brush my teeth with it. I don’t recommend it.

He should go as Tommy Tubashit since he is the expert on branches of the US government. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/11/13/alabama-senator-elect-tommy-tuberville-botches-historical-facts/6283806002/

He will probably just throw another interception with the ball.

Daniel Jones just got $14M for one year. He should be emptying the trash from Meadowlands’ bathrooms.

“They can’t just go out and say it, that would be stock manipulation and possibly insider trading!” Has he not paid attention to the majority of Congress? There is a reason they won’t do shit about manipulations and insider trading.

D-E-V-O

Comcast story. I had issue with phone and cable working but no internet. I had idiots on tech support keep telling me to restart the router. Me: The phone I am calling you on is connected to the router and will drop this call. After several hours, turns out that internet had been mistakenly canceled by my wife and it took them six months to turn it off.

I am guessing it was the second half. “You pulled a three year old account of the mothballs to post something that stupid? Your mother should have gone through with her Planned Parenthood appointment.”

“I will fix everything by being a dictator on day one.”