

Water is statistically extremely likely to be wet. Its almost certainly in contact with other water molecules, and therefore wet :)
I used camp on the “water isn’t wet” side, but I think this is even funnier, and dunking on pedants makes my pedantry superior /j










You gotta seal the planet in a heat-safe bag, and make sure to not drop it out of orbit, or you’ll lose the water, as you say.