Any company that has acres of parking lots is run by fools if they don’t utilize all that land for free power.

It’s not going to happen. We’ll inevitably create new species out of plastic in the wild long before we let it go. It’s far too useful. The Plastic Epoc must feed.

Ignoring my work turns me into a cute chick? Sweet

That Uncle Fester souless dead looking evil motherfucker is married!?

Stop washing in barrels, Henry!

Giant metal piles of glass and metal don’t tend to cool off that well in the sun.

They had an emergency barber hologram. He was happy to do it too, until he heard about the doctor being able to walk around freely.

I wonder how many people have tried to flat out ban porn throughout the years.

“What a minute, this isn’t my xbox360 controller!!”

Then don’t to do so.

Best we can do is unplug it.
Then plug it back in again.

What is this picture?
Did you make this?

Seriously, how is this an article?
This company is stealing everything there is to know about you. If you don’t want them to share your information you have to… Give them more up to date information! Back to you, Kim.

First world problems

SMILE

I believe that’s bad

Alba was fantastic in Sin City

Gotta love a few conspiracy theories in the morning to really get the heart going.

You’re preaching to the choir, brother.

Savages