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Manucode@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’

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Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’

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Manucode@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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Katie Miller, the wife of longtime Trump adviser Stephen Miller, launched her own podcast recently and revealed details about her husband's limited condiment palate during an interview with Vice President JD Vance, describing him as "only a mayonnaise guy."
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  • lostoncalantha@lemmy.world
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    Am I the only one noticing that his wife is not white?

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      she isnt, and miller is JEWish too,.

      • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        And Clarence Thomas is black. These are very crass people who only have a functional understanding of the world. Sure their ability to accurately estimate concentrations of power and become a part of that in group is impeccable but maintaining that power and the structures that allow it is a detriment to the whole. They justify it by saying, “the world needs order” as any villain would but the end of the day they are only focused on themselves in the most psychotic way.

        • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
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          I think it’s just classic fuck yall I got mine.

          • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Well, no, these people are also betraying everyone everywhere.

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      Off to El Salvador!

    • ameancow@lemmy.world
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      Miller is Jewish, the leader of the Proud Boys was latino, and Trump saw a roughly 10% consistent shift in black votes from Democrat to Republican.

      Race has nothing to do with racism. This makes both more and less sense the more you think about it. Best to just accept it and take people at face-value instead of trying to figure out what’s going on in their rotting heads.

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      A number of these Magat conservatives are like that, or have immigrant SOs. JD Vance’s wife, Usha, is a first-generation Indian, for example. But she’s the good kind of Indian, you see. I wonder what their xenophobic white supremacist voters think about that.

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    Gross

  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    That tracks

  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    That Uncle Fester souless dead looking evil motherfucker is married!?

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      I get what you mean, but also Uncle Fester was a sweet and kind man.

      With Miller the book can by judged by its cover.

      • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That slimy skinsuit with mayo as cake makeup is a “cover” like a moustache on a stick is a masquerade costume.

    • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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      Yeah. And surprise surprise, she’s a horrible person too. Shirtbirds of a feather flick together.

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      He is getting cucked by Elon Musk, if that makes you feel better.

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        Makes me feel kinda nauseous to be honest

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      I don’t know what he looks like, and I’ve come to the point of realising is shouldn’t find out. There are already enough american republicans that make me feel sick every time I see a photo of them or even just their names.

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    Well he is Jewish and you know Jewish food - so much mayo!

    . . . Right?

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      I think the whole of Judaism has disowned him. I know his Jewish family has.

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      he probably doesnt partake in traditional dishes of jewish food. probably all whitewashed food.

  • iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world
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    That’s fucking disgusting.

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    Laxies,.you can better then this, why you want to partner up with some horrbile asshole ?

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    Well he obviously can’t have Aioli as garlic repels vampires.

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      Eyoooooo!

  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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    Ketchup is too spicy for them

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      too dark

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        probably only bell pepper.

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      no chili or sarachi?

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.

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      Funny you’d assume she wants that. I assume they have a political marriage. He can point to his non-white wife as “evidence” he’s not racist, and she can use his influence to kickstart her media career, and neither of them have any real affection for each other.

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        I thought she ran off to be in Elmo’s pussy garage.

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      or she does to simulate his lack of"load"

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    I mean, the man knows what he likes.

    A meal isn’t a meal without the creamy white dressing squishing around his mouth. the salty sour bitterness coating his tongue.

    man loves a good thick mayonnaise almost as much as he loves fucking couches.

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      Wrong asshole, that’s vance.

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    Who cares?

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    I’m surprised mayo isn’t too spicy for him.

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      I’m surprised it’s white enough.

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        I’m surprised his bitter wife is internet savvy enough to drop this reference.

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        White eggs from white chicken emulsified in rapeseed oil is his recipe.

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    He’ll eat period, and mayonnaise is the only condiment. How are these two statements related? Also: WTF TMI.

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    i mean i like mayo well enough, but maybe now i’m an aioli guy

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