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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.

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North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • antsu@lemmy.wtf
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    It’s Koreas all the way down.

  • anachronology@fedia.io
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    Let’s go Roman with Ciskorea and Transkorea. Maybe it’ll give Ms Rowling a stroke.

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    mario riding yoshi korea

  • MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world
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    West Korea, best Korea

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    Babe wake up anew west coast vs east coast beef just dropped.

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    Worked for Germany /s

    • Tja@programming.dev
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      Well… it did…

  • mkwt@lemmy.world
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    NCD is leaking again.

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    How about a striped Korea instead?

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      lol … Polka Dot Korea

      Then again … isn’t that known as electoral districts in the United States

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        No we do fractal districts. They get ever more detailed as you zoom in to them. Their border length is theoretically infinite.

        • Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          The gerrymandered border slicing through an American’s house to isolate its occupants into different districts

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    Honestly ? Not the stupidest thing I’ve read today…

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    The only real way to divide Korea is into Goguryeo, Baekje, and Silla. We can call them North, West, and East Korea though

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    Bold move. Next step: gerrymandering Korea.

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    union korea and confederate korea

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    We’re stuck in a rut with cardinal directions

    Let’s try intercardinal directions,

    Northeast Korea and Southwest Korea

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    It didn’t work in Germany

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      obviously because Germany should have done North Germany and South Germany

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        Again, you mean?

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      Oh, so germany is korea now?

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      Wtf is that second map?! Krefeld?! Mühlacker?! Eilenburg?! Bad Düben?!

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    Israel/Palestine isn’t working either, your thoughts?

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      Get rid of the billionaire financiers running the West Bank. Henceforth, it’s the West Credit Union.

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      Is-Raël (of the Raëliens) and East Palestine, Ohio

      That way everybody is only mildly miserable like the rest of us instead of fully miserable.

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        @gork is this true

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          Yes the lizard god has so decreed it.

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            Grok would be so much better if it trained on episodes of Futurama.

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        The Raëlians seem fun. Supposedly they have big orgy where you wear colored bracelets indicated what genders you’d like to have sex with. I’m sure there’s some dark and evil shit, like all religions, but that sounds hella fun as long as everyone is of age.

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        Possible only in Ohio 😎

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      invert the borders. all Israelis get moved to Gaza and vice versa /s

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      Parael and Isletine

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