

Sorry, I lost the world’s smallest violin. This is the best I can do: 🖕
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!


Sorry, I lost the world’s smallest violin. This is the best I can do: 🖕


Homer, give him what he wants!
Mr. Burns cuts off beer after Homer refuses to give him Bobo. Barney reacts in character.


Makes sense that he’d use an antique.


No, it’s “re” like the subject of an email. “Re: diculous”


I could write a comment on this if you want.


The cars belong to commuters whose car use would be reflected in their home county instead of SF.


30 years ago my music teacher told me that in Chinese-language singing it’s the consonants that are sustained.
The modlog says for being a bot.
The problem is that you’re using Windows 95.


He’s got a board with a nail in it!


Are there examples of censorship or prior restraint you’d like to highlight?
Ctrl-F “plato”
Required reading
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Unpopular opinion: Considering the fully automated luxury space communism Bashir has spent his whole life in, this is actually an incredibly tone-deaf thing for him to say. (Which is in character for early-seasons’ Bashir, TBH. c.f. his introduction to Kira in the pilot.)
The writers intended a moral objection to preventable human suffering, but actually wrote the 24th century equivalent of “let them eat cake”.


Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I’m so scared! Oooh, the Germans!


What, never?


No refunds. Force majeure. Read the back of your tickets.

A glass of warm tap water.
Halley is the one who predicted its return mathematically. I’d say that’s more significant than seeing it twice in one lifetime and supposing that it’s the same comet.