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OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago

The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

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The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago
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  • Resplendent606@piefed.social
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    Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based “Predictive Empathy” to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Probably, LLM-based will sound like web-enabled at that point - a dusty old buzzword. They’ll have something newer and shinier even if it’s still an LLM inside.

      The drones giving migrants a scan first is on the optimistic side, if things go at all how they seem to be.

  • solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Roofman is released (the remake starring Roman Christou, not the dude it’s about)

  • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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    Probably blaze talking about a reddit thread about the fediverse /pos

  • TechnoCat@piefed.social
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    2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop

    • thatonecoder@lemmy.ca
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      You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.

      • TechnoCat@piefed.social
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        3 months ago

        I welcome it.

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Now at 5% usage!

      • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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        I think it’s at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)

        • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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          5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I’d buy 1%, though, and that’s something.

        • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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          It’s at 3.2% on steam

  • mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    Which Lemmy instance? It’s federated and each server is different. It’s like asking “what will be the top post on the forum” or “what’ll be pinned on Discord”.

  • BlueÆther@no.lastname.nz
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    President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files

    • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.ml
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      barron trump, to be exact.

      oh and this is my 100th comment here in this lemmy instance. seriously!

      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        No its a llm they made based on his posts and speeches. He is frozen or in a coma and the machine is taped on. His court of backstabbing viziers have the saddest cringiest knife fights ever over the controls every morning, but whoever wins: we lose.

        • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.ml
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          so trumpbot is in control in 2036? dang it

          edit: i typed “1936”

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t know … I can’t afford internet credits in order to access a connection.

    • taiyang@lemmy.world
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      Just work the mines a few more hours and earn those 15 minute time credits. Ain’t my fault Elonotron and his sex bots run on coal power.

  • IWW4@lemmy.zip
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    I didn’t realize Lemmy had a front page.

  • BlueÆther@no.lastname.nz
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    Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump

    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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      3 months ago

      Party planning is going well for president Trump’s upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box “this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it”

  • Resplendent606@piefed.social
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    Voyager 1’s final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. 🫡 Farewell, old friend.

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    3 months ago

    Google tracks user

    1 bajillion upvotes

  • pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world
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    For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.

  • cy_narrator@discuss.tchncs.de
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    If Lemmy will be a thing then

  • teawrecks@sopuli.xyz
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    Idk but an AI will have written it, and 99.9% of its views will be from bots.

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    AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

    • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53’24’', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?

      • dumbass@piefed.social
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        356,411 km, give or take.

      • No1@aussie.zone
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        Yeah, that’s what killed the dinosaurs.

        Can you bring them back?

    • DaMummy@lemmy.world
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      What’s your toilet paper situation like?

      • dumbass@piefed.social
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        We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

        • DundasStation@lemmy.ca
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          the incident

          Go on…

          • dumbass@piefed.social
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            You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

            • DundasStation@lemmy.ca
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              I spend every breathing moment of my life arguing with people on the Internet on very trivial issues. Are you telling me you don’t do that?

              • dumbass@piefed.social
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                Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.

    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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      Do you have any water?

      • dumbass@piefed.social
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        I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

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