Poison is sinister. How about microdosing reality?

On behalf of the less tech savvy lemurs: you all are awesome.

(I know it’s lemming, but I feel like a fraud here not knowing Linux and coding)

It’s still funny, but parent licenses are step one of eugenics, and licenses protect fish populations, environment, parks, lots of good. If anyone’s really agreeing with the subtext, learn more about the dangers of both.

Chomsky’s a Bawls man

Stuff like this makes me think we’re witnessing so many crimes that we don’t have a names for yet.

Cop, Heffer, Sniffers

One family member has a real gift in the kitchen but just can’t convince the rest to go legit and make the restaurant honest.

Oooooh who lives in tepid water floating in dirty sinks?