sorry, Mr Bobbit

Twitter? I thought this was Ipswich!

also made by some folk

metal detectors work wonders for finding gates! that, and a long poking-stick to make sure it’s the right thing before pulling up the sod

“War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.”

“There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.”

alright, so there are multiple songs called “ravioli”

bizarro America

but also, yeah, it’s been a nazi haven for a long time - it’s just becoming a lot less quiet about it

“Risky Ferret”

second verse, same as the first!

did he have the soup or the special?

it’s a single swapped line of text from a popular movie… not exactly groundbreaking meme material, here

claw plach!

here’s some wisdom:

beware the Barbara Streisand effect

the wheelbarrow is disturbingly high up… and without its proper wheels

also, there’s a blurred face with no body

the rule of two

🌎👨‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

there is no war in Ba Sing Se

“you have the right to shit your pants”

love me an ice cold slaw-cicle

gastrointestinal Joe always reports for dooty