pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 16 days agoListen, if drunk me did or said something, you’ve got to take it up with drunk me. Don’t tell sober me, because we don’t know what happened. We weren’t there.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down115
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareListen, if drunk me did or said something, you’ve got to take it up with drunk me. Don’t tell sober me, because we don’t know what happened. We weren’t there.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 16 days agomessage-square9fedilink
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 17 days agoIf your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareIf your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours.plus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 17 days agomessage-square2fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 17 days agoThe early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down11
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareThe early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 17 days agomessage-square4fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 19 days agoIf it requires fake smiling, I’m not going.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareIf it requires fake smiling, I’m not going.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 19 days agomessage-square4fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 20 days agoI prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down13
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 20 days agomessage-square3fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 21 days agoAn opportunist is the guy who drinks the water while the pessimist, the optimist and the realist are arguing about how full the glass is.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down13
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareAn opportunist is the guy who drinks the water while the pessimist, the optimist and the realist are arguing about how full the glass is.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 21 days agomessage-square2fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 22 days agoOne way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of a crowd. If they laugh at you, you’re still young. If they run to you concerned, you’re getting old.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down16
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareOne way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of a crowd. If they laugh at you, you’re still young. If they run to you concerned, you’re getting old.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 22 days agomessage-square10fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-223 days agoCEM Joad Wisdom | "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareCEM Joad Wisdom | "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-223 days agomessage-square4fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 24 days agoSam Levenson Wisdom | "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareSam Levenson Wisdom | "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite."plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 24 days agomessage-square1fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-225 days agoJaden Smith Wisdom -“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down120
arrow-up1-16arrow-down1message-squareJaden Smith Wisdom -“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-225 days agomessage-square13fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 26 days ago“Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it.”plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-square“Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it.”plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 26 days agomessage-square1fedilink
Javi@feddit.ukEnglish · 27 days agoWisdom to live life byfeddit.ukimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up182arrow-down13
arrow-up179arrow-down1imageWisdom to live life byfeddit.ukJavi@feddit.ukEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square3fedilink
Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 days agoone of the OG wiseposts :3plus-squarelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down15
arrow-up122arrow-down1imageone of the OG wiseposts :3plus-squarelemmy.blahaj.zoneChloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 days agomessage-square1fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-228 days agoWar is God's way of teaching Americans geography.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down14
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareWar is God's way of teaching Americans geography.pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-228 days agomessage-square6fedilink
CodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 28 days agoWisdom of Shitashilemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1imageWisdom of Shitashilemmy.dbzer0.comCodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square2fedilink
